When you say something smart and people are shocked
why do girls hang out in odd numbered groups?
becs they can’t even
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
"you should have went during lunch"
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"